Newborn Hamster

What is Newborn Hamster?


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when a person shares physical characteristics with a newborn hamster due to being in an extreme state of drunkenness or tiredness. these characteristics include squinted, baggy, puffy or darkened eyes and pinkened skin.

"holy shit man, you look like a newborn hamster!"

See hamster, drunkie, fucked up, hungover, knackered


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