What is Newburgh, Indiana?
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1- A place where middle-aged caucasions move to raise children. This is due to the fact that nothing ever happens that would be of any interest, there is no diversity other than German or Sweedish, and the police have nothing better to do than arrest 17 year-olds for carrying ciggarettes (or other things of this nature).
2- A village of alcoholics.
"Are you gonna go hang out in Newburgh, Indiana tonight?"
"Fuck no. Why?"
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