Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

Tonated

1. To be highly intoxicated. Combination of tore-up and annihilated. I woke up this morning in some random dude's bed and I have no c..

Hip-hop-a-llama

1. A small stuffed hippo in the window of steves car. Allen was raping the hip-hop-a-llama 2. A green window hippo kept in Steves car fo..

Quje

1. Vagina, cunt, poon, twat, vagoo, female genitalia, etc. can be used as an insult. 'I saw my girlfriend's quje the other day...

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