Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

Kyou

1. Highest level in polietness. Used in Japan, and if translated in english, means : Lord, Lady, or Dame. "Hello Lord (Enter name her..

United States Of America

1. The World's Scapegoat. America's a pretty big place, and its full of all different kinds of people everywhere you go. We&a..

Hatchick

1. When you fuck a different bird for 3 nights running, not a hatrick but a hatchick I shagged Zoe Friday, Jane Saturday and I'm goin..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Newfie Lottery Edit Meaning