Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

Marking Someones Card

1. To tell someone that they are a target normally used as a threat. Curly: Dude mark this guys card man Ben:this guy? Curly: yeah man y..

[rejected]

1. The act of becoming rejected; the worst phrase a person can give to you; a major put down. Guy One: "This sucks she won't fuc..

Volla'd

1. To have been yelled at or had a pointless argument with a woman. Last night that stupid woman volla'd me really bad. See volla, v..

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