Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

W.a.d.a

1. What a dumb ass W.A.D.A.....that Pro player wrecked his moped.. See dumbass, idiot, stupid, dense, juvenile, obtuse..

Zipper Blasting

1. An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes rema..

W.a.f.l.

1. (or WAFL in instant messages) - Denotes "what a f*cking loser". Johnny5: I am the best. I totally rule! Sandra: jeez, not to..

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