Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

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1. A beast or bloodthirsty monster A Zack Masin has just killed are entire village. See werewolf, fairy, vampire, pirate..

Obungen

1. A person who is sexy. This person should probably start a group on facebook about how sexy he or she is. The sexiest person in the world..

Unrection

1. The result of seeing something that is the complete opposite of sexy. A fatty walks up in low cut shirt with a wonderbra holding up h..

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