Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

Mershaq

1. half mermaid and half shaquille O'neal. 100 percent pretty cool. Riding on a mershaq back.....I got a buncha kids riding on my bac..

It Kills

1. its dangerous, its worth the risk, its fun, its alive, its me, wtf, it kills. See dangerous, fun, adventure, insane..

Shackdackle

1. To totally mess up or tweak in a painful way, usually while attempting a move one lacks the skills to successfully complete. See dillet..

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