Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

Kigga

1. 1) noun. Means Korean-Nigger. Korean who acts black, listens to rap/hiphop and etc. Dresses accordingly to the hiphop black culture. 2)..

Failtist

1. one who happens to be a professional at failing; a master at not succeeding I do not consider him as a rapper, but instead i see him as..

Phaz

1. anyone who is called phillip or phillipa, who is also known to be mentally retarded you know phaz? god they can be weird at times See ..

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