Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

Jank My Wank

1. the act of one party ejaculating another parties male genitilia. said very often by logan while playing COD4 online. Jank my wank bitch..

Ham Dingle

1. A chubby girl with a pot belly. Other names are "hamasaurous-rex", "hamlet", the "hamburglar" and of cours..

Iwyim

1. "i want you in me" usually in response to iwtbiy LSR Squirrel: iwtbiy Canadian Minx: iwyim See love, sex, eh..

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