Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

Quothin'

1. Socialising/hanging out with friends with no intention of doing anything in particular, and/or the activity is to be decided on when the..

Infuriated

1. to be very angry or mad i am infuriated that my phone scored with my girlfriend more then me. See mad, angry, furiated, depressed..

On The Tit

1. phrase used to describe a baby that still breastfeeds. Jonah will probably be on the tit until he turns one year old. See breastfeed, ..

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