Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?


1.

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband


90

Random Words:

1. 1. Something good. (From rocks) 2. The things inside lame ppls heads. 1. Man! that movie r0x! 2. He's got r0x in his head. See ..
1. 1 : the reliance for one's knowledge of a subject to come from what someone else has read and shared with them. 2 : confinement t..
1. Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little ye..