Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

Doons

1. 1. A person that no body is friends with that lurks behind a group of friends and adds awkward comments that kill the convorsation. 2. ..

E-tattle

1. The act of intentionally copying several people on an email that should be meant for the recipient alone in order to point out a mistake..

Alligory

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