Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

Dumb Shits

1. people who have absoluteley no fucking clue what they are talking about and say a bunch of dumb shit in order to make themselves seem sm..

Velox

1. 1) An individual whos ability to bitch, whine and/or complain surpasses any others ability. 2)To find the most insignificant flaws in a..

V-juice

1. Slang for vampire blood; used on the show True Blood. Supposedly improves the health and libido of humans who consume it. "Do doc..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Newfie Lottery Edit Meaning