Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

Step Trace

1. To watch a teammate die and go to exact location where they died, and die yourself Dude! why'd you step trace we could have won! ..

Boonoonoonoos

1. Happiness and delight. Also used to describe an important person or a loved someone. My boonoonoonoos. He's my boonoonoonoos. S..

Nekturd

1. A man that has had his testicles removed or actions make him appear to have had his testicles removed. Kelly Arnold is such a nekturd. ..

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