Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

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