Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

Originalistic

1. like how real is to realistic, original is to originalistic the banana should win the most originalistic award in the fruit category.. ..

Dandery

1. The deaf alter ego which lies within everyone, just wanting to ignore all the useless crap being shouted at you (especially by teachers/..

Etherosexual

1. 1] Another way of saying 'heterosexual.' He's etherosexual and only dates women. See homosexual, sexual, orientation..

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