Newfie Lottery

What is Newfie Lottery?

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!

Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

See newfie, lottery, retarded, wife, husband

Hot Chudd

1. 1) When you melt chudd until it becomes doo-doo butter and you sip it like hot chocolate. P.S. Hot chudd comes in 23 different flavors...

Sposta

1. a word short for supost to I was sposta go to work last night..

W-douche 40

1. Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40 Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak. See douche..

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