Newgeek

What is Newgeek?


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A person into computers, dungeon & dragons, sci-fi and the like who, during high school suffered from acne, had glasses and hung out like souls. This person then went on to college, got some acne meds, fashionable glasses and blossomed into an fairly attractive man who is still into computers, dungeons & dragons, sci-fi.

Newgeeks are often known to become black wearing, goth/industrial listening, compulsive shirt tucking professional which an oddly attactive ladykilling persona. Often also have gigantic penises.

Mary - "Carl plays Warhammer. He's a total newgeek"

Susan - "But oh his Warhammer!"


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