What is Newidium?
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A derogatory term, used to describe bogus-sounding chemicals found in various products within the cosmetics industry.
"New Pantene Pro-V Ultra! With polyhydro-oxides and vitamin G17! Restores the shine to your hair!" - "polyhydro-oxides" and "vitamin G17" are two examples of newidiums.
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Only the most coolest of anything old, vintage or retro.
You are going to a thrift store (i.e. Goodwill). While looking around, you see..
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Following a visit from the f*@k up fairy, usually caused by employing numpties or calfhead, those responsible for inspection and quality..