What is Newman?
1.
Jerry's arch-enemy on Seinfeld.
Chunky Wrappers? Newman!
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2.
Newman:
Hello Jerry
Jerry:
Hello Newman
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3.
Hairy, slutty girl who often tries to get with two guys at the same time. Girl who likes to touch dicks simultaneously.
One night, newman went after both me and my friends dick.
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4.
The mail delivery man from Seinfeld.
1. Newman: And you better pay for that chicken.
2. Newman: No, but there's karma Kramer.
3. "NEWMAN."
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5.
An adjective meaning the greatest thing EVER.
Tom: Did you watch The Godfather last night?
Greg: Yeah, it was totally newman!
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6.
Jerry's fat annoying neighbor on the show Seinfeld, he works as a postman and he is a good friend of Kramer, and sometimes joins Kramer in his "get rich quick" schemes.
Newman is also responsible for bringing fleas into jerry's apartment as seen on the show.
His actor is Wayne Knight.
Newman: Hello, Jerry.
Jerry: Hello, Newman.
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Clarry: Omg WTF look at that
Greeny: Fuckiinnn newwwwmannnn!!
Josh: Jaiiisoonnnn you newman
Clarry: But miss if i asked it would have made me look like a newman
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