Newport Harbor

What is Newport Harbor?


1.

Scum high school across the bay in Newport Beach, CA. The school is filled with tools, beaners, and meatheads. They have a second rate TV show after Laguna Beach failed, which unfortunately caused Newport Beach to be flooded with yuppie tourists every summer. Kids from this school are usually laughed upon by the upper echelon classy kids from Corona del Mar who basically beat Harbor in everything except football(but who cares?).

"Hey, I wear a tank top on fridays cause I play football for Newport Harbor." -Harbor kid

"Damm, I sad cos CdM stole my skool holiday. Only Newport Harbor ware top tank" -Harbor kid

"I feel sorry for Newport Harbor," -CdM kid

See newport, high, school, beach

2.

the knock off version of laguna beach. somehow, mtv figures they'll make more money if they create yet another sitcom full of bleach-blonde bimbos and amateurbad boy surfers. you might wanna change the channel to vh1 at this moment in time...

" nieka, put it back on newport harbor! "

" ohhh hell if imma watch that crap; we already know the guy's gonna play 2 girls, they're gonna hate eachother; hence we get another lauren, kristen, stephen relationship! "

" how dare you insult mtv's intelligence?! "

.............................

*2 episodes later*

"nieka, I'm so sorry, you were right!!! "

" well, of course. now change it to rock of love (: "

See laguna beach, newport, beach, blonde, bimbo, surfer, surfing, mtv


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