What is Newport Landing Apartments?
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an apartment complex in dallas, tx usa, where one can be expected to be treated with no respect, refferred to as "a ghetto peoples" by the manager, and generally treated like crap by the management. if you move in, don't expect anything to be fixed, at least not within reason.
"We're moving to the Newport Landing Apartments in Dallas Texas."
"Don't you know the manager is racist?"
"Well, it's all my family can afford, so we will just have to suffer until we are no longer oppressed by poverty and social injustice."
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