Newport Pagnell

What is Newport Pagnell?


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Town in North Buckinghamshire .Bit of a shit hole really ,virtually engulfed by Milton Keynes. Once made Taylors mustard there , dont any more. Once made Aston Martins there dont any more. Home of Ousedale school. Probably most famous for its service station junction 14 M1.

And i got confused i killed a nun . Is it really so strange . I lost my bag in Newport Pagnell. by Morrissey

Dad is it alright if we pull off at Newport Pagnell I need a shit. by unknown child in back of car on M1

See milton, m1, aston, martin, mustard, service, station


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