What is Newport Trash?
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Any rich snob from newport beach, orange county, california. Newport Trash are best identified by their Jaguars, Mercedes, BMWs, Benteley's or any expensive car, and their expensive watches and jewelry. They are real cookie-cutter America, and total suburbian.
Check out that guy in his Jag, with his Omega, He is so Newport Trash.
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