Newporter

What is Newporter?


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Someone who has lived in Newport their whole life and has family roots here. Thay hate to leave the island, and when they do its a "road trip". Their summers are spent working on the water, going to the beach, outside parties, and making fun of stupid tourists.

James:Were going to Boston today.

Sam:Are you serious, we have to leave the island?

James: You are such a newporter

See newporter, newport, islander, npt, 401


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