News Cramp

What is News Cramp?

When the news feed in your Facebook home becomes clogged with meaningless updates on people's lives (e.g. Jim is now flossing his cat).

"Man, I logged on yesterday and Jim was really giving me news cramp. He changed his status about 5 times!"

"This girl I added last week must be on Facebook all of the time. I got some serious news cramp from her. I think I'll have to defaceher."

See facebook, news, friends, networking, deface

Youie

1. To vomit and shit at the same time in an uncontrollable fasion. A person is so drunk that they are pooing and vomiting at the same time..

Nutcheck

1. To strike a male in the groin as a form of horseplay. "Dude, I nutchecked Miguel so hard he fell." "Nick P. tried to nu..

U.p.t.

1. Meaning "Usual Party Time". "Hey, are we hanging out Saturday?" "Yeah, U.P.T." See party, time, hangout..

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