What is News Cramp?
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When the news feed in your Facebook home becomes clogged with meaningless updates on people's lives (e.g. Jim is now flossing his cat).
"Man, I logged on yesterday and Jim was really giving me news cramp. He changed his status about 5 times!"
"This girl I added last week must be on Facebook all of the time. I got some serious news cramp from her. I think I'll have to
deface her."
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When one gives a blow job, and the recipient cums on the "giver's" face, just below the nose.
This is also often related..
