What is News Cramp?
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When the news feed in your Facebook home becomes clogged with meaningless updates on people's lives (e.g. Jim is now flossing his cat).
"Man, I logged on yesterday and Jim was really giving me news cramp. He changed his status about 5 times!"
"This girl I added last week must be on Facebook all of the time. I got some serious news cramp from her. I think I'll have to
deface her."
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The media's obsession with recently deceased celebrities.
"Wow man, I turned on the Mourning TV and every channel was playing..