What is News Feed?
1.
a reason to want to shoot the facebook programmers in the head
News Feed:
Josh just wrote on your wall.
Josh created a group.
Josh and Bobby are friends.
Tina is tired.
Josh and Tina are friends.
WHO THE FUCK CARES?
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2.
Pretty much the central feature of Facebook. Like the name says, it notifies the user of any activity his or her friends do on the site, from new photo albums to wall posts to status updates and comments to them. It debuted on September 1, 2006 and created a considerable controversy due to privacy concerns. Later on updates included a mini-feed on one's profile that shows all stories pertaining to just that person.
all my friends on facebook found out about my photo album when it was posted since it showed up on the news feed
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3.
Cool facebook feature that lets you check facebook quickly, then get shit done. Bonus points for backlash comedy.
Josh friended some random girl
Random girl is notifed of Josh's activity via news feed
Josh is pissed because he isn't really friends with random girl
Josh joins online petition
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