News Not The Weather

What is News Not The Weather?


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When someone is talking and is spitting and spraying saliva at you...

Hey, did you see the sick outfit on Sarah?

Yea - I did, and by the way, I asked for The News not the Weather - dude you just soaked me!! get a napkin and wipe me off...

See news, weather, spit, drool, soak


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