What is Newscandy?
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Insufficient morsels of news meted out by journalists of TV and radio. Often simply a headline and one paragraph's worth word-count, so that they can pile on as many little anecdotes as possible between traffic reports, witty banter, and advertisements, and repeat them every half hour for the short-attention span crowd.
Watching CNN Headline News is pretty much just getting newscandy.
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A thick tart who likes the taste but is not presentable to your mates. (Mentally, cos physically they would. Wouldn't they? I did!
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Twenty dollar bills, generally from automatic teller machines.
Joe Ryan stopped by the ATM and picked up some yuppie food stamps...
