Newsflash

What is Newsflash?


1.

A word commonly used to point out the obvious.

Newsflash: Getting shot hurts!

2.

A purposefully untimely announcement of carrying the Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) before unloading your man juice into your unsuspecting VICTIM.

i.e. 1 "Young Janet always wanted to be a reporter, so I gave her the newsflash"

i.e. 2 *pelvic thrusting* "By the way.. did I forget to mention...that I have AIDS?!" *giggles loudly while ejaculating*

See news, headline


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