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1. Using a better alternative than lotion to masterbate. Oh god the Aloe lasted so much longer than the generic lotion last night. 2. Pe..

1. The quintessential magic word, originally from the "ADVENT" text-adventure game. The word XYZZY would teleport the player when..

1. A type of Yoga emphasizing folding, stretching and parasailing with ones scrotum. Too much scrotic yoga may result in elephantiasis...