What is Newsome?
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verb., To be part of a same-sex couple whose relationship is recognized in a ceremony presided over by a city or county official and which may or may not be recognized by the state or federal government in the future.
Steve and I are driving to Portland to get newsomed. Come take our picture at the ceremony!
Random Words:
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Someone who's breasts are similar to that of a pencil. Pointy and shit. No one likes pencils.
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