Newsome

What is Newsome?


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verb., To be part of a same-sex couple whose relationship is recognized in a ceremony presided over by a city or county official and which may or may not be recognized by the state or federal government in the future.

Steve and I are driving to Portland to get newsomed. Come take our picture at the ceremony!


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