What is Newsomed?
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Verb. To sleep with your good friend and campaign manager's wife, be an unabashed alcoholic (by showing up at a dying policeman's bedside totally wasted) and still look damn good doing it. (Also helps if you once authorized same sex marriages in your city).
I can't believe I just won the election for mayor! This town is going to get Newsomed!
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