Newstoday

What is Newstoday?

The hottest hangout in the history of mankind. Also known as "NT" newstoday

"Oi! You! Where ya been?"

"Sup beyotch, me been browsin' NT"

"No kiddin dawg, ditto!"

"Spiffalicious!"

Meat Hawk

1. in the act of gargleing the marbles of your special someone, when his (or her) balls are in your mouth, make a sound like your about to ..

747'd

1. When a 747 Boeing airplane literally hurls itself towards a person on foot. The person on foot gets hit directly in the stomach by the 7..

Dark Ace

1. y ones favorite mod dont mess with Cark Ace..

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