Newstoday

What is Newstoday?

The hottest hangout in the history of mankind. Also known as "NT" newstoday

"Oi! You! Where ya been?"

"Sup beyotch, me been browsin' NT"

"No kiddin dawg, ditto!"

"Spiffalicious!"

Marsipoon

1. a poon that taste odd or similar to the confectionary marsipan Dayemn Philip, i ate me some marsipoon on thursday mo'nin. See poo..

Zombie Paper

1. Zombie Paper is simply the greatest invention ever. It is reminiscent of fly paper.... but for zombies. When laid out upon the floor, an..

Fuckin Diesel

1. The epitomy of all compliments. Used sparingly, and never lightly. Synonyms: Minx, mack, beast. Dude, SBD is SUCH a fuckin diesel. ..

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