Newstoday

What is Newstoday?

The hottest hangout in the history of mankind. Also known as "NT" newstoday

"Oi! You! Where ya been?"

"Sup beyotch, me been browsin' NT"

"No kiddin dawg, ditto!"

"Spiffalicious!"

Straight For Jesus

1. A very Christian man that has chosen to ignore his natural instincts and try to make a life with a female because of his belief that hom..

Condom.

1. a device used by a dude so that the chick he's fucking doesn't become pregnant, or STI infected. Girl #1: What'd your mo..

Tumshie

1. A root vegetable also known by the names swede, yellow turnip, Swedish turnip and rutabaga in regional versions of English. Prior to pu..

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