Newstoday

What is Newstoday?

The hottest hangout in the history of mankind. Also known as "NT" newstoday

"Oi! You! Where ya been?"

"Sup beyotch, me been browsin' NT"

"No kiddin dawg, ditto!"

"Spiffalicious!"

Andrew Jizz Face Rivas

1. An idiot who loves to "show off" his "skill" which he lacks in everything. Known to wear shades even inside and on c..

Mumpy Morrison

1. When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets..

Red October

1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka (preferably mid- to low-grade), Mountain Dew Code Red, and lots of ice. It's name is coin..

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