What is Newton Faulkner?
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The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D
You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.
Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.
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