Newton, Texas

What is Newton, Texas?


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Tall pine trees, dreary, boring, town. Full of back wood hill~billies. Large county with nothing in it.

Newton, Texas similar to a Jed Clampet syndrome. If you want to go back in time. Then Newton,Texas is the place for you.

See hill billy, boring, lonely, dreary, thicket


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