What is Newton, Texas?
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Tall pine trees, dreary, boring, town. Full of back wood hill~billies. Large county with nothing in it.
Newton, Texas similar to a Jed Clampet syndrome. If you want to go back in time. Then Newton,Texas is the place for you.
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Graduate of Canton High School, Canton, Texas, Class of 1976. Adventurer, Explorer, Visionary, Ladies Man, Pig Farmer and inventor of G..
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A dildo made of flesh and blood, attached to a person of the male sex.
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