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When someone climbs the corporate ladderthrough sexual means.
"She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zip..
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A person who's exessive weight causes them to walk in an un-natural way.
A visually based description of 'overweight persons ..
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Having no way of connecting or accessing the internet, so being left 'internetless'.
I was on the train to Coventry yesterday..