Newton's Apple

What is Newton's Apple?


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A Newton's apple is the practice of dumping on a chick's head while she is unaware you backed up to her from above. The unexpected impact of your turd against her skull will remind her of the principle of gravity, just as was Sir Isaac Newton when he sat beneath the apple tree.

This one ho dropped my cell phone, so I demonstrated the shitty effect of gravity by giving her a Newton's apple.

See poop, canon, ball, crap, chocolate, shit, dookie, apple, newton, gravity, tree, chick


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