Newtons Laws

What is Newtons Laws?


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NEWTONS LAWS

1.) Law of inertia

2.) A=F/M

3.) Action/Reaction

4.) MAGIC (1/2MW/PD) M=magic W=wand PD=Pixie Dust

5.) FMK!!

6.) Buckets

7.) Galactical Theorum

8.) Nintendo will NEVER get laid by a living human female

9.) Human flight is impossible but you can come DAMN close via MAD hops

10.) Look at them lips

11.) You do not talk about newton's laws

12.) If its your first nite in physics class you have to fight

-Endorsed by:

Brent "Flash" Morrison

see: morrison's pimp shack

Student A- I dont understand Newton's laws of physics

Student B- Consult Newtons laws

Student A- WOW...

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