What is Newyorican?
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Newyoricans are wannabe Puertoricans. U meet them a lot in the army. Normaly they listen to old school/ outdated puertorican music that their mammas used to play. They tattoo the puertorican flag on their shoulders or chest and swear they've been to P.R. When you ask them what part of P.R. they're originally from they're always from SAN JUAN or BAYAMON! Anyways they also think they're so smooth. They rely to much on the hype that us REAL puertoricans RIGHTFULLY EARNED! They also claim to be catholic but rarely go to church.
While I was in the army I had a Newyorican friend (Freddy) that always swore he was puertorican but spoke gringo spanish. One day we went for lunch on ASH WEDNESDAY. In case you ppl don't know, you're not supposed to eat meat on ash wednesday. (Catholic thing) Anyways I get a slice of pepperoni and he rags on me that I'm not puertorican. My reply to him was SHOULDN'T YOU STOP CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE!?!
I think God will forgive a slice of pepperoni.....
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