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when a man is having intercourse he shrinks himself to dwarf size, climbs into the girls vagina and lives there for weeks on end
i have..
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The last loud fart right before you need to leave the room to drop a deuce.
Bob: Dude, I think you just shit your pants
Dan: Nope, t..
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What you say to someone when you don't agree with their decesion
"Baby, I want to break up"
"Yea, not feelin it.....
