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to be constipated so badly that it feels as if you are carrying 40 lbs of poop. Legend says John Wayne died with this much fecal matter ..
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When a questionable mix of alcohol, which potentially could have been a disaster, turns out to be delicious.
Mom: Do you think I should..
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A man who has not had sex with his wife for twenty years and will kill any man who does.
Do not hit on that woman because she has an Ir..