Next Muffin

What is Next Muffin?

Phrase first made by comedien Ross Noble in his 'Next Muffin' sketch in which he trys to spot faces in the tops of muffins.

Also makes a good random shout-out phrase.

There's a face...next muffin

...next muffin

See next muffin, next, muffin

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