Nfl

What is Nfl?


1.

National Football League

The NFL is better than MLB.

2.

A league of the most extroadinary football players in the world. It is sometimes hard to watch because every other play is a commercial.

Welcome to the NFL!!

-Mcnabb throws to owens at the 30, owens at the 20, the 15, breaks a defenderrrrr - lets go to a commercial.

See nfl, football, american football, oh shit, nego

3.

A 4 Hour Commercial, with some occasional Football inbetween.

Hey! I just saw a new Taco Bell Burrito being advertised during the NFL, right before their brief break to some lame Football stuff.

4.

Apart from the National Football League, it is also the National Forensics League, a group of overworked students who are either forced by parents or are overachievers and want to speak and give ten minutue speechs. Most competitions are held on Saturdays, where the people have to dress nicely and wear ties. Most people are forced to eat horrible school food at outrageous prices and judges are bloated constatantly. Events are long and boring, and the wait is even worse. Most public speakers don't write their speechs until the night before.

Day of Congress (At Safeway)

Guy 1- It's so cold...

Guy 2- I know, and they won't let us stay inside the store!

Girl- How long did you stay up to?

Guy 1- I already finshed my speech (the person who goes to Nationals)

Guy 2- 11, I had to write one more speech. (Overachiever)

Girl- @&#*@! I had to stay up until 6 in the morning, then I fell asleep on the computer and my mom woke me up at 6:05 and I had prepare to come here. And I still have three more topics to do? Can I share you speech? (Everyone else.)

5.

No Fun League

there is no fun allowed in football any more aka NFL

See football, nfl, sports, foot, ball

6.

Nigga(s) For Life

The best friend(s) with whom you have been close to for a long time.

You're my NFL, if you need anything you know where to find me.

You dudes are the best friends i've ever had. You all are my NFL.

See bestfriend, bff, bestie, main man, boss, cuz

7.

Nigga For Life

similar to tha white phrase BFF

u my nfl dawg

See bff, black, nigga, gangsta, pimp


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