Nhs Edit Meaning

1.

The National Health Service

A system operating in the UK whereby ta payers contribute towards the health care of all, including foreigners and everyone who happens to be in the UK at the time of them needing treatment.

If you had voted for Churchill in 1945, and not that Labour dick Clement Atlee, we wouldn't have this expensive service; which is a boon only to those who abuse it.

See Gumba Gumba

2.

Acronym for "never had sex"

"Dude, are you part of the NHS club?"

"Nah man! I put in my two weeks notice three weeks ago."

"Fuck man."

See nhs, no sex, sexless, nsc, loser

3.

As its name (National Health Service) would suggest, it is a nationalised healthcare system in place in the United Kingdom. Despite being the target for regular criticism, it nonetheless still does its basic job of providing medical care to anybody regardless of their financial and social background.

The NHS may be a bit rubbish, but at least it's always going to be there in an emergency.

See socialism, medicine

4.

the national hockey stadium in Milton Keynes, frequented by a handful of "frenzied frannies" whenever Franchise FCplay a home game. They are mostly outnumbered by the away fans.

The NHS is the worst league ground in history

5.

I was nominated for it but I didn't want to do community service so I didn't do it.

NHS is for nerds like me and your mom.