Ni

What is Ni?


1.

1. Sacred word kept by the Knights of Ni.

Oh, what times are these that passing ruffians will say "Ni!" at will to old ladies?

2.

A word of unknown power, able to cause old ladies to cringe in fear. Those who say it may often be appeased with... A SHRUBBERY.

"Ni!" screeched the black-armored knight. "A shrubbery! Not too big or expensive."

See Juke

3.

(See also: icky-icky-icky-icky-kapang-zoop-boing.)

4.

From the film of Monty python and the holy grail.

The knights who say ni!

ARTHUR: Who are you?

HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!

RANDOM: Ni!

ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!

See peng, shrubbery, tree

5.

Chinese pinyin for the word 'you'.

Ni Hao!

Ni xi sheng zhi qi!

See ni, hao, you, balls

6.

Ni is the Japanese word for two and also sun.

1.Ichi,Ni,San,Shi,Go! (One,two,three,four,five!)

2.Nihon is Japanese for Japan, it means sun origin which means "Where the sun originates from"

See 2, two, sun, japan, japanese

7.

The opposite of "it".

ROBIN: I was looking for it.

KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!

ROBIN: Uh, here, here in this forest.

ARTHUR: No, it is far from--

KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!

HEAD KNIGHT: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word!

ARTHUR: Oh, stop it!

KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!

HEAD KNIGHT: Oh! He said it again!

ARTHUR: Patsy!

HEAD KNIGHT: Aaugh! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it

again! That's three its!

KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!


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