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Money paid to the nanny for sexual favours when the wife complains of a headache.
Employer: "and that will be your weekly salary.&..
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Children - more specifically, one's own offspring.
Jeez. I'd be driving a Porsche 911 now if we didn't have the Life Spo..
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A handjob given to the driver of a car on the highway. Best if done at night to avoid onlookers, but truckers will see you anyway.
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