What is Nicaraguan Chocolate Nutcracker?


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while a woman is on top during sex, she diarrhea shits on the man's balls then reaches behind and karate chops his balls

Damn, that dude is walking funny. He must have gotten the old Nicaraguan Chocolate Nutcracker

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