Nicaraguan Earmuffs

What is Nicaraguan Earmuffs?

The act of having a penis thrust into both ears as one defecates onto the chest of an albino.

"Terry has to wear double hearing aids now, cause he tried the Nicaraguan Earmuffs."

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