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1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.
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1. In soccer, the ability to control the movement of the football using ones feet etc.
2. In sex, the ability to control the movement o..
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A complete piss-take on the Christian bible, dont look it up if you're offended by stuff like that, but if you want a good laugh, g..
