What is Nice Guy Speech?
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Generally, a lie a woman tells a guy when she doesn't want anything to with him. Usually performed after the guy tries to 'court' the woman.
Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later.
Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.
Joey: "Hey, Jenny. I really like you a lot, would you go out with me sometime?"
Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet."
Seconds later
Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"
Random Words:
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A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.
I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.
See anal intercourse, gay, poop chute
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Performing any sexual act. Usually used when referring to handjobs or blowjobs.
While you and your girlfriend are eating steak in the m..
