Nice Guys Finish Last Edit Meaning

1.

It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.

The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.

See AYB

2.

Can be a double entendreas it can refer to other meanings as well as the fact that a nice guy will let a woman have an orgasm(s) first thus "finishing" last. This is different from a man who's only concerned with getting themselves off and when they finish first, the women then often doesnt get to finish at all.

"So how was it last night with Joe?"

"Not good he got himself off and was done before i had an orgasm"

"What a jerk, guess he doesnt know, nice guys finish last"

See nice guy, jerk, sex, orgasm, women

3.

A phrase that references the general lack of incentive/respect that is provided by society for virtuous behavior, instead being reserved for those demonstrating more superficial qualities.

In the material sense, this is all too often true in that the price of success is forgoing one's integrity to satisfy a culture based largely on insincerity and self interest.

Philosophically, the benefit of this lifestyle is debatable.

1. Boy did you ever bomb that interview by not laughing at the recruiter's dead baby joke. Nice guys finish last, fool!

2. Nice guys finish last...but nly if you're racing the wrong way.

See realism, machiavelli, sucess, integrity

4.

A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.

If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.

See Eric

5.

A saying that “Nice Guys” use to explain why they don’t have a girlfriend. Being too stupid to realize the real reason is because they are feel sorry for themselves and blame others for their lack of success in life, not because they are “too nice”. See Nice Guy.

Men who say “nice guys finish last” almost always seem to follow it up with how women enjoy being treated like shit showing their true misogynistic colors.

See loser, nice guy, stalker, nice girl

6.

A phrase used by single men to explain their single status, usually in conversation with women, or in a personal ad. Often uttered in a whiny tone. (Actual niceness of the single man is largely irrelevant when using the term.)

When Julia turned him down for sex, Julio further justified her decision when he whined, "Nice guys finish last!"

See asshat, nice guy, jerk, pussy, whiner

7.

an awesome green day song that is true punk in nature; the premise of the song (probably the most truthful thing I ever heard) is that just because your a nice guy and treat the women great, doesnt (usually) means you wont get anything in return (since women only care about money/looks/power)

Oh, nice guys finish last,

When you are the outcast,

Don't pat youself on the back,

You might break your spine

See GreenDayIsTheBest