What is Nick Baldino?
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Sir Nicholas J. Baldino XXXXII, Esq. is one of the leading members of the African-American community in Old Bridge. He has started programs within the school in order to promote integration of races even further, dissolving all "cliques". No longer are there the blacks, the whites, the asian crew. The entirety of Old Bridge High School is now under one name, and that name is "Baldino".
Nicholas likes to go fishing, watch Michael J. Fox movies, and root for the Mets in his spare time. These are his passions, and he would give them up for nothing. Once on a vacation in Antarctica, land of ice and snow, he had been noted to have saved the penguins from extinction by sucking the oil off of them with his large nasal passage. He once had a child named Rico with an unfit, cocaine addicted Hispanic-descended woman named Maria. He had ordered for his child to be quietly murdered, and all records other than this one of him have been destroyed by the CIA. He is often ridiculed by the "king" of Old Bridge, New Jersey, Rafael "Sweet Raf" Kelso Cotler Joson, II about his nasal capacity. Baldino has since signed a treaty with Joson that states if any further humiliations are brought forth to him relevant to his nose, a severe DX sould follow.
When addressed, he is referred to in full address, and saluted.
Nick Baldino is god.
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