Nick Jones

What is Nick Jones?


1.

Cousin to the rapper Miike Jones--found dead in 2006 after his bitch tied him up and left, apparantly afta haven taken a shit on his chest. when discovered days later, the po-po found that he struggled, only for it to have it slided into his mouth and cause him to gag and aphixiate.

Shawn: yo- do' hear about that clown that got nick jones'd

Jamal: dat shit's wack--too bad that nigga's dead.

See nick, jones, mike jones, jonsey

2.

The shaft of the male penis. Usually referred to after a failed ball tap

"Ooof! Right in the Nick Jones!"

See shaft, balls, ball tap, genitals

3.

one of the coolest mother fuckers alive. posesses a huge dick, quite comedic, witty, and everyone loves chillin with this fucker.

1)Jon:"ey, what you doin cuz?"

Dave:"Nuthin, just chillin with Jones"

Jon:"Oh fuck! I'll be over in 20!"

2) Jen:"OMG, i just fucked Nick Jones..."

Christen:"What, was it bad?"

Jen:"No, best sex I've ever fucking had!"

See nick, jones, huge dick, dick, jonesy

4.

The act of some skank-faced whore (or prozzie) taking a shit unexpectedly on you while banging.

Dude1: How'd your date go last night?

Dude2: Got her in the sack!

Dude1: Sweet!!

Dude2: Yeah playa it was fine until she pulled a fucking Nick Jones on my ball sack!!

See anal, shit, banging, sex


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