What is Nick Nack Patty Wack?
1.
To distract an animal from looking at your "special place."
Usually consists with rolls and tumbles.
Like when a dog sees a naked man and thinks "it's" a hot dog. You must "nick nack patty wack" inorder to get away. Then you give a dog a bone.
See
Random Words:
1.
A doggy-style sex act where the man has his penis in his partners vagina, and both thumbs in her anus, making a falcon shadow puppet.
..