What is Nick Nack Patty Wack?
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To distract an animal from looking at your "special place."
Usually consists with rolls and tumbles.
Like when a dog sees a naked man and thinks "it's" a hot dog. You must "nick nack patty wack" inorder to get away. Then you give a dog a bone.
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An absolute twunt. A Chav. Comes from Keighley in England. Thick a pig shit and only half as valuable
That Dave is a right fucking Keig..