Nick Swardson

What is Nick Swardson?


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An amazing comedian. Plays Terry the rollerskating gay on Reno 911!, Hector the Stalker in Blades of Glory, and my personal fav...Jeff in Grandma's Boy! Also has made appearances in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Benchwarmers, Zohan, etc.

Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...

Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f-cking sweet car.

Deputy Clementine: Terry you are an atention whore.

Terry: What does that mean

Me: Hey I can't wait to see Nick Swardson live!

See comedian, grandma's boy, reno 911, rollerblading, gay


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