Nickel Stretch Edit Meaning

1. Stretching to one's reaching limits while remaining in a seated position. I didn't have to get up out of my chair to reach it..

1. a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound. That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleepi..

1. A sanitary towel "lisa me ovaries are dribbling down me leg, pass us a twat pad" See twat, pad, sanitary, period..