Nicky Noodle Monster

What is Nicky Noodle Monster?

1.

A mysterious monster who is unable to become erect so his noodle-like penis flaps around as he prays on bitties.

The cops found the wanted Nicky Noodle Monster at the elementary ballet recital.

See sex, monster, pedofile, pasta, anal

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