Nicole Kidman

What is Nicole Kidman?


1.

Dull-as-dishwater Aussieactress with massively overrated looks, no emotional range, and a conspicuous lack of charisma. Despite these shortcomings and a string of abysmal films (see Bewitched, Moulin Rouge), the Australian public have long been infatuated with her.

Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homoin the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.

WELCOME TO PERFECT MATCH STARRING NICOLE KIDMAN!!

HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:

Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.

OR

Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.

See boring, ugly, albino, tom cruise, bmx bandits

2.

1. An awfully tall, frail actress, broom-like in body build, widely considered to be unusually attractive but is actually the opposite. 2. (Slang) any tall, ugly woman of frail build.

Example: As nauseatingly unattractive as this Kidman was to watch, her performance wasn't bad.

3.

noun- a very scary woman

Nicole Kidman scares the shit outta me.

See scary, woman, creepy

4.

An Australian actress famous for her roles in Moulin Rouge, that Virgiana Woof movie, and a lot of other things, though she was only attractive in Moulin Rouge.

She's pretty skinny.

5.

A very rare, beautiful inspiring goddess-like actress. Tall and model-like, with golden locks and porcelain skin. Gives wonderful performances.

I wish I could be Nicole Kidman, because she's the best!!

6.

An Australian multi-talented actress who exudes much more class and elegance than most people in Hollywood. Can sing and dance as shown in Moulin Rouge and the duet with Robbie Williams, "Somethin' Stupid".

“I believe that as much as you take, you have to give back. It's important not to focus on yourself too much.”

—Nicole Kidman

See moulin rouge, nicole, kidman, satine, the others

7.

Just a beautiful women!

If you dont think so you are probably jelous or dumb!


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