Nieve

What is Nieve?


1.

A 'Nieve' is a petite Irish lassie with flowing brown hair and twinkling eyes. She is mischievous and can cast spells over the opposite sex so that they fall in love with her.

A 'Nieve' is also a blinding smile. Avert your eyes or you will be locked in a love spell for life, for this is no ordinary grin. Direct eye contact with a 'Nieve' is equivalent to your eyes being exposed to the glaring pistes of white snow on the Alpes or Himalayas. The mark is indellible. There is no going back. A 'Nieve' will burn a hole in your retinas. So enchanted will you be by this smile that you will think of nothing else for the rest of your life.

Two guys are in a restaurant. A hot waitress takes their order. She flashes them a massive smile, bearing a set of perfectly placed,dazzling white choppers.

Guy A: I'll have a plate of marriage with a side of babies and a large mini van please.

Guy B: Oh my god dude, you've just been nieved!

See nieve, snow, cocaine, spell, neve, blinding, smile, enchanting, beautiful, girl, irish

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Spanish word for snow, also means cocaine (as in English).

Tengo tres gramas de nieve pura colombiana

Translation- I have 3 grams of pure colombian snow

See snow, cocaine, spanish, hussler, shorecrest


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