Nigerian Coast Shark

What is Nigerian Coast Shark?


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The evolved form of the rare African Standstill turtle. Only found along the Nigerian Coast where the ocean meets the beach with its gaping mouth partially submerged. Its disability to swim presents the scientific community with an evolutionary quandary that scientists say may never be explained.

Panicked Swimmer: "Ahhh! A shark!"

Lifeguard: "Don't worry everybody, it's just a Nigerian Coast Shark. It can't swim."

Panicked Swimmer: "Oh, you."

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