What is Nigga Mortis?
1.
When a person (esp. black person) has no job, makes no effort to find a job, and has no intention of ever finding a job.
"J.J. ain't goin' to the movies with us. He's broke."
"Why's that?"
"Nigga mortis."
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2.
the phenomenal event that happens to black people after death where the muscles in the body stiffen.
Q: What happened to the black guy after he died?
A: He got nigga mortis!!!
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