Nigga Mortis

What is Nigga Mortis?

When a person (esp. black person) has no job, makes no effort to find a job, and has no intention of ever finding a job.

"J.J. ain't goin' to the movies with us. He's broke."

"Why's that?"

"Nigga mortis."

See broke, lazy, welfare, nigga, nigger, niggah, successful, blowjob

the phenomenal event that happens to black people after death where the muscles in the body stiffen.

Q: What happened to the black guy after he died?

A: He got nigga mortis!!!

See niggamortis, rigamortis

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