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when you have sex with a chick , you dont know she is on the rag and you wake up with a red crusty dick.
i woke up this morning at this..
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Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a ..
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When a poker player takes a long time to make a decision.
Fortunately, he "went in the tank", so I knew my hand was good.
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