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the way my boyfriend figured out how to finger my clit by rubbing faster and harder not circular motion
instead of the plain old finger..
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What your girlfriend says just before she rips your head off.
Jim: What's wrong, babe?
Sue: Nothing's wrong.
Jim: Oh, ok, t..
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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..